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avatar Patricia Lee
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU VOTE FOR THE LEFT BOOT OR THE RIGHT BOOT EITHER WAY IT'S GOING UP YOUR ASS

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU VOTE FOR THE LEFT BOOT OR THE RIGHT BOOT EITHER WAY IT'S GOING UP YOUR ASS

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's not just somedays.

Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's not just somedays.

avatar Isabella Lewis
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME GLOW IN THE DARK SHOES SO I CAN ENLIGHTEN YOUR ASS

I'M GONNA GET ME SOME GLOW IN THE DARK SHOES SO I CAN ENLIGHTEN YOUR ASS

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Eric: You wanted to see me? Red: Did you take my car out last night? Eric: No. Red: I know you did. Guess how I know. I stuck a hair across the ignition. Eric: A hair across...? Someday I'm gonna use that on my son. Red: Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it. Eric: I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay. Uh, where does the

avatar Joseph Mitchell
HAVE YOU EVER JUST AGREED WITH SOMEONE SO THEY WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?

HAVE YOU EVER JUST AGREED WITH SOMEONE SO THEY WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?

avatar Patricia Lee
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING A BUNCH OF CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO

THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING A BUNCH OF CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO

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